In fact, I will be working so much that I won't have time to go to the beach house. After all, I can always rebuild what I am losing." In fact, to make up for that, we can change the division on the investments from you getting 60% to you getting 80% of all current investments. In reality, I am the driving force behind it. I don't want to lose control over it, so how about you just get 49%. You really know nothing about running it. Now, about asking for 60% of the business. "Well, you have given me a great 10-years, so there is no reason not to be fair. OK, Dave will change that, and we will all initial it." That's very generous of you and good thinking. That actually give you more, based on my last paycheck, and it will automatically adjust as my pay changes."
How about if we just change it to a fair percentage of my income. The only issue I see with that is that things in my company are about to change significantly, and I really don't want to have to go back to court to renegotiate this. You actually make about four times what I make, so the formula that the court uses comes up with that amount." "Well, we looked that up and did the math on that. On spousal support, I'm curious about that. Hmmm." I took a few minutes to review the division of assets. "Well, from what you said, trying to fight it would be futile. I'm sorry to have hit you from left field on this, but it's best to just get it over with and move on." Maybe Dave should have a notary come over so we can just wrap everything up before I leave." Depending on how this trip goes, I might not have much time for the next few months to deal with this. Do you mind if I take a look at this? It's better to just get things over with quickly. We have already filed the paperwork, and here is your copy." I don't love you anymore, and I want a divorce. There's really no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. I grabbed a cup of coffee that I had brewed about half an hour ago and sat down. It was Dave Knowlton, one of the lawyers at the firm she worked for. Sure enough, there was another guy there. We went into the kitchen to sit at the table. I have a little time." I replied, picking up my suitcase and following behind her. Anyway, I hope you have a few minutes because I really need to talk to you." I need to strike quickly before it's too late." Sorry for not telling you, but the opportunity just came up. I need to catch my flight in a couple of hours. It's kind of a rush issue, so I left work to pack. "What are you doing home already?" She asked as she walked into the bedroom. I'll be down in a minute." I called out as I was shutting the suitcase laying on the bed. She knew I was home, because my car was sitting in the driveway. Where are you? We need to talk." My wife called out as she came through the front door. Just a mindless fantasy to let you escape reality for a brief period of time. Not meant to be serious, and not very realistic.